perfect recipe!
i mixed up the perfect recipe today. it was a recipe to start labor contractions!
let me tell you about it. i've got "nesting" fever so bad! my house is out of control...where will she sleep, where will i put her clothes, how do i get my house clean...ETC! so at 9:00am i started cleaning my garage...nice dose of lifting way to many heavy objects. By 2:30 i was zapped...i had to get a quick nap. but silas would have nothing to do with a napping mama. 2nd ingredient...get as tired and worn out as you can...then go to the gym for "body attack" class. 3/4 of the way through the class i started having crazy body freezing braxton hicks, so i left. Then on my way home i mixed up ingredient #3...flat tire on 540 during rush hour! i'm sure people who drove by didn't believe their eyes when they saw a 36 week prego in workout clothes standing in the rain. Then for dessert i made two dinners...finley wanted chicken, i wanted spaghetti. by the time i sat down to watch American Idol...the small contractions were beginning. see...perfect recipe...right?! maybe you should say a prayer that i will start making wise pregnant decisions. -b
let me tell you about it. i've got "nesting" fever so bad! my house is out of control...where will she sleep, where will i put her clothes, how do i get my house clean...ETC! so at 9:00am i started cleaning my garage...nice dose of lifting way to many heavy objects. By 2:30 i was zapped...i had to get a quick nap. but silas would have nothing to do with a napping mama. 2nd ingredient...get as tired and worn out as you can...then go to the gym for "body attack" class. 3/4 of the way through the class i started having crazy body freezing braxton hicks, so i left. Then on my way home i mixed up ingredient #3...flat tire on 540 during rush hour! i'm sure people who drove by didn't believe their eyes when they saw a 36 week prego in workout clothes standing in the rain. Then for dessert i made two dinners...finley wanted chicken, i wanted spaghetti. by the time i sat down to watch American Idol...the small contractions were beginning. see...perfect recipe...right?! maybe you should say a prayer that i will start making wise pregnant decisions. -b
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Sit down for just one more week. And, really, a flat in the rain? That's the worst.
I love you. Celly's on.
Did you say that class was called BODY ATTACK? No, no way did you say that.
Brooke, you are cracking me up. Seriously, 36 weeks - I'm not sure "body attack" is the best idea :) I love how active you are! And I loved the hand-stand pictures of you awhile back. You amaze me. I'm with Amber - maybe you should wait another week or 2 before concocting anymore special recipes :) Great to see you the other day at the kids' program!
-Joy
You are absolutely HILARIOUS!!! Thanks for the GREAT laughs! I can picture you doing all of those things all day long and you just make me LAUGH!!! :) Can't wait to hear that your sweet girl is here! wooohooo! love you!
If you could really PERFECT that "recipe" you would be a very rich woman. Crazy women past their due dates will do almost anything to go into labor...
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